stop logging my search info google it’s creepy
Why am I listening to Otis Redding and watching ads for bar and chain lubricant just stop it
I probably have like a 99% chance of making it in hollywood
Editor/director: Christophe
my dad figured out how to use a chainsaw and is destroying the yard he’s so excited it’s like a kid with a new toy he has no idea what he’s doing I should probably call an ambulance or my neighbor who actually knows how to do things and is probably watching from his window with a beer and having a good laugh
(Source: satanictintfart, via crumbduck)
I have uttered an prophecy during the Great Test of economics, all must bow before the Rapture
Rum Lily wander long
On hungry soil
Laden lips and verdant breath
With yellow whips and wilting
(Source: freecocaine, via truckers-atlas)
I am not a walnut. There’s no protein packed surprise revealed by acute pressure
